“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 08, 2021
While engaging in oral sex (between two men), one man squeezes a dash of horseradish onto the tip of their partner. They then proceed to blow them while simultaneously jerking themselves off until the taste of horseradish causes them to vomit at the moment of ejaculation.
When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.
When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.
Person1: Hey! Did you hear Jonny and Alec did the Scottish Yon last night?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?
by Nothalfman March 19, 2019
1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you
1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever
by yesyoudid February 09, 2011
Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
by Big Bil O January 30, 2017
The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.
Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
by Jace Narcast January 03, 2016
"check out that Scottish Fiver"
by noisebastard October 12, 2006
A Scot who is not ashamed to stand up and be counted!
A supporter of Full Scottish Independence and as for that Retard Mr flible with his, 'beardy jock' comments,well does that not just show the rest of the world just how Arrogant and Xenophobic they are? I mean everybody Hates England! jusn click on the link and see for yourself!The Sun set on the British Empire a Long Time ago and now it Scotland's time for Autonomy ,eventually they will be all on on their own,as long as they keep Tony Blair we be happy!
A supporter of Full Scottish Independence and as for that Retard Mr flible with his, 'beardy jock' comments,well does that not just show the rest of the world just how Arrogant and Xenophobic they are? I mean everybody Hates England! jusn click on the link and see for yourself!The Sun set on the British Empire a Long Time ago and now it Scotland's time for Autonomy ,eventually they will be all on on their own,as long as they keep Tony Blair we be happy!
I am a Scottish Nationalist and I love My Country also I am not Racist or Xenophobic, I have had many English Friends and Have got no Problem With the English in General I just want Fairness and Freedom.
oh and i don't have a Beard!
oh and i don't have a Beard!
by Libertine! July 11, 2006