straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

Snaining

Snaining is when it is snowing but also raining at the same time

Yeah dude we were at cars and it was snaining

by kaylallamas May 7, 2018

Scrawning

A combination of both yawning and screaming

In an effort to make his yawning more exciting, Sean's morning routine begins with scrawning until he wakes his lazy ass up

by The_Rhymer March 26, 2018

slining the slanger

to beat the beat

im slining the slanger

by pok2mon._• September 13, 2018

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020