Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

Schlaborshk

The best fucking soundcloud rapper alive

Bro did you hear about Schlaborshk's new Album?
No bro that is fire no cap no kizzy

by LilSchlaborshk March 21, 2022

schlabber babber

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber

"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"

by gekomagician September 12, 2022

schlimp

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

schlig

(verb) to schilg: to fuck, suck, eat, do, complete

(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)

(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired

I schligged an entire extra large pepperoni pizza to myself

You up? Wanna schlig?

Pass me the schlig (blunt)

Let’s meet at your schlig at 11:30

I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
(I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m wasted and about to barf in the toilet)

by razzlefrazzleschlig September 27, 2023

She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021