Schizo-Beta

A person who keeps rambling delusions and refuses to accept any other opinion other than theirs whilst simultaneously
imagining themselves as superior in every way.

Person 1: Hey, did you see what Russia did to the village in Ukraine?
Person 2: Yeah man, sucks that the media portrays Russia to be the bad guy.
Person 1:They literally started this conflict
Person 2: No, Russia was just pressured due the current state of geopolitics complication and NATO forcing them to retaliate...Just cope and learn facts boy.
Person 1: Wow, what a schizo-beta

by butchbutcher March 7, 2022

Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023

Web Schizo

Web Schizo is a term used to describe someone online who tends to post things that are thought of as weird or sometimes borderline concerning. Some internet personas have accepted it as a label of a person who engages in "schizo-posting" and call themselves Web Schizos. People who call themselves are often actually schizophrenic. It is related to the idea of Internet Schizophrenia. The term has roots in the image board site 4chan.

"Check out this Instagram account! This guy is
. a total web schizo."

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Synthwave Schizo

A forgotten alternative genre of people who enjoy a wide variety of synthwave music that is mostly aggressive. This phenomenon also includes hardstyle, phonk, and songs similar to after dark. People who fall into this category are fundamentally different from goth/emo because they do not show themselves as being Synthwave schizos. Usually you will find Synthwave schizos in the gym going hard or generally being super sigma.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen john around anywhere?
Guy 2: No I haven't he has been in the gym I heard
Guy 1: Yeah he is such a Synthwave Schizo

by Mike basedentrought August 28, 2023

Schizonomy

the state of an economy when everyone perceives news about anything as bad; constant pessimism about the state of the economy

Schizonomy is when news comes out that we've gotten all the bad guys off the streets, but everyone thinks that sucks because we're gonna have to spend a lot more tax money to keep them in jail.

by Fishbein May 5, 2009

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008