scan

short for scandalous
when someone acts shady and liein and shit

"she said she couldnt hang out when i just saw the bitch with her people"
"shes fucking scan"

by ghajkbgjk December 2, 2009

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

run a virus scan

The act of jerking off to internet porn.

What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.

by student of the scroll September 16, 2009

Scandalicious

Scandalously delicious.

Don't I look totally scandalicious in this mini skirt?

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Sauna

The only place where Finns are okay with high temperature and nudity, also the only place where you can see Finns be very close to each others.

Is the Sauna warm yet?

by Reikä Perseessä July 10, 2018

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

by JesseIU July 13, 2010

tan suit scandal

A scandal so trivial, it can only be compared to the backlash from Barack Obama’s tan suit.

“Hey did you hear about Biden’s Rolex? Who does he think he is, Trump?”
“Nah man, I ignore those tan suit scandals.”

by QaNoNiSnOtAcoNsPIrACy January 23, 2021