seattle sweeper

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up

i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night

by FatDixINC December 9, 2015

scottle

A scottle is a measurement of the candy Skittles, specifically containing 3 Skittles.

"Could I have some Skittles Conor?"

"Sure! Here's three scottles."

by Mangosah May 25, 2016

Seattle wedding

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.

Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.

by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017

Seattle Sounders FC

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

Friend: Who is your favorite soccer team?
Me: Seattle Sounders FC

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019

Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome

A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.

I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.

by alyshako April 17, 2021

Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

back scatter

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class it has less clip size and less accurate but when shooting the enemy from behind it does minicrits but the way that tf2 hitreg works somtimes it wont minicrit even when your behind them

scout1: why wont my back scatter minicrit im litearlly behind the enemy!
scout2: hitreg

by sniper nate October 27, 2020