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Sadsturbate

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
by Addison Trent January 16, 2009
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[Scadoot]

"alright dudes lets Scadoot out of here"
by Matthew Paul Grdner August 29, 2008
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scaddadle

1. If you dont like our country, you can scaddadle
by ogkush April 21, 2009
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Scad

quite popular tiktoker, known for his bitchy, unfunny and boring lifes. He is also goes by scaddi, scaddy, shed, sled, scum, idiot, tax evasion and "gm9.ii2km2mm2"
Scads new tiktoks are really unfunny and embarassing, but it makes the tiktoks more funny....
by scaddi October 9, 2021
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Lung Scabs

Wounds that form inside your lungs after smoking the "down town brown" or another type of low grade marijuana through a blunt. It usually takes 4 or more consecutive blunts of nasty mersh to begin developing lung scabs. What happens is that the dirty bud smoke rips away at your lung tissue and gross resin forms on your lungs, as the resin begins to fall off your lungs, they try to heal but further smoking blunts will impede the healing process forming what is infamously known as lung scabs.
Hippie 1: we smoked like 10 blunts of down town brown at that party last night...

Hippie 2: *coughing up goo and gunk chunks on floor* UGHhhhh

Hippie 1: Look those lung scabs!

Hippie 2: I think im about to die, Fuck your mersh
by Dratini July 1, 2011
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sebastian sadsack

That kid that is always really sad and also strangely looks like a ballsack. Might be related to Squidward or Brass Plated Ballsack Keychains.
Poor Sebastian he will always be a Sebastian Sadsack. He will live on in Anders' fucked up mind.
by Ballsack WindSurfer October 27, 2015
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Picking at scabs

Using someone's past to hurt them in an argument as an easy way to insult them.
Mark : Charlie's such a dick, he brought up my dads suicide
John: He was just picking at scabs, he should be ashamed
by PolishPP January 22, 2021
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