by Crystal_Healixx April 22, 2022
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The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
Get the Smeef mug.She’s Beef is a phrase that can be used to describe any inanimate object. The term originated from the Scottish slang She’s Beefy and is predominantly used in and around the Carnwath area.
by Mr Pillows February 27, 2021
Get the She’s Beef mug.To lovingly, sensually or passionately carress an inanimate object. In proper context the object should resemble an animate form of some kind.
"Billy, stop steefling that statue and get over here."
"I warned you about steefling the food mixer."
"The sculpture is lovely, Winston- but I'm overcome by an urge to steefle it."
"I warned you about steefling the food mixer."
"The sculpture is lovely, Winston- but I'm overcome by an urge to steefle it."
by Tehwin May 23, 2003
Get the Steefle mug.An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.
An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.
When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.
When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"
also: *sneef*
also: *sneef*
by talala December 14, 2008
Get the sneef mug.by Tree-Line February 26, 2013
Get the Smeef mug.1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."
2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"
2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"
by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009
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