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To lovingly, sensually or passionately carress an inanimate object. In proper context the object should resemble an animate form of some kind.
"Billy, stop steefling that statue and get over here."

"I warned you about steefling the food mixer."

"The sculpture is lovely, Winston- but I'm overcome by an urge to steefle it."
Steefle by Tehwin May 23, 2003
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Steelering 

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014
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Peter Steele 

The 6' 7" lead singer, bassist and composer for the Gothic metal band Type O Negative

Also see the band: Carnivore

Born in Brooklyn, New York

Known for his intelligent humour, deep voice and gargantuan, HUGE balls

"I wrote this next song on the toilet, that's why it sounds like shit"
I built myself a nice little cageWith bars of anger and a lock of rageI can't help asking Who's got the key?When I know damned well it's me -Peter Steele
An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.
If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"
steeleism by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.
Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.
Usually born in the south, a Steele is typically outgoing, smart, funny guy who will always brighten your day. Not to mention he is the perfect example of the quote, “It isn’t the size of the wave it’s the motion in the ocean”. Even though all Steele’s have above average genitals. A Steele is stubborn as a mule with anybody but when he cares about someone he’d take a bullet for them. Lastly a Steele always show the upmost respect for woman that he cares about.
Girl: Did you hear, Stephanie is dating Steele. She says he’s the best guy she’s ever been with in all categories.
Steele by Internet_Based_Facts December 23, 2017

steelersfan..6969 

steelersfan..6969 is the goat of all of tiktok. He has 10 inch wide hands and can moss on DeAndre Hopkins.
steelersfan..6969 is the goat
steelersfan..6969 by Shreddergibby February 23, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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