Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

Samurai Shampoo by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

samurai sword swallower by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018

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samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.

I love samurai sauce. You should try it.

samurai sauce by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018