Sadboy

Someone who makes their entire identity about being "sad", while doing nothing but perpetuating their own sadness. Known for self-sabotage, dependence on alcohol and drugs, self-medicating, disappointing people, blowing off responsibilities, claiming to be "doing better", not actually "doing better", hurting decent folks and attracting indecent nouns (people, places and things).

May also be sort of gay.

That Mack fellar is a real Sadboy, I heard he even got it as a vanity plate on his car! Decent music though.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025

conor sanborn

The greatest human alive to this date in history

You u are Conor sanborn

by conor_412 May 29, 2018

filip sambor

a nice guy but at times he can get a little touchy in the bad way

filip sambor bummed sinead today

by will nixon September 24, 2022

Jacob Sanborn

Baddie. Hottie. Smash all day. Love that guy. Would glaze him all day

Jacob Sanborn is daddy

by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025

E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023