schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Schmobie

An air pocket in a sheet or mat, due to imperfection in the layout of the fabric.

Toby tripped on a Schmobie the other day in practice.

by Schmobie himself! August 16, 2011

SAHMO

SAHMO is an artist, videographer, fashion designer, Youtuber, entrepreneur and real estate mogul.

SAHMO is an acronym for Stand Alone Hold My Own.

SAHMO

SAHMOs new album SLS coming 2022.

by TexasDrizzle November 24, 2021

schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

Schmonda

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019