Pork Sword

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

by BJN November 26, 2010

pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis

I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip

by LABS November 07, 2005

Sperm Sword

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,

Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...

by cannon July 08, 2004

Sword Driving

To drive with a sword in your hand. Also, a very rude thing to do.

"You're driving your go cart with a sword, aka Sword Driving, in your hand and an angry black man yells at you "It's very rude to drive with a sword."

by Darkhelmet40 January 04, 2008

cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

by TonyTone June 25, 2006

pork sword

the male penis when used in fighting.

damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!

by sambone! October 23, 2008

dick sword

Australian rhyming slang for Discord

OH YEAH MATE COP A FEW SNAGS ON THE BARBIE AND JOIN THE DICK SWORD SERVER UP THE APPLE AND PAIRS AFTER MATE

by DICKSWORD November 10, 2019