by BProfane June 03, 2009
"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."
"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"
"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"
"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
by jucestain March 15, 2009
When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.
"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)
by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 13, 2009
Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.
John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
by Lefan Markus February 06, 2009
(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.
by Delfinite June 02, 2022
A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy
Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP
by Grimmer666 August 01, 2014
perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?
by dry heaves January 14, 2011