swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.

"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."

by LosrDogg July 21, 2009

Swamp Donkanator

A large male, who's primary function on any particular night is to "tag and bag" and/or otherwise Remove all swamp-donkey's from the room, thus enhancing the safety of all other males/females in the club.

Hurray! Ray the Swamp Donkanator is here, and he's already got Sue in the bathroom!

by Greg " Captain Awesome" S August 5, 2007

Louisiana Swamp Ass

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.

After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

saspachi

a verbal recognition of nothing.

bill and sue are talking and bill points in the air and says "saspachi" and sue looks up.

by david thoma April 30, 2008

Swamp Snatch

When a females vagina becomes sweaty and stinky. Often smells like low tide or a swamp.

Common culprits:
-Not washing enough
-Sweating
-STDs

"This strip club smells like swamp snatch"

by karswo1090 August 17, 2011

Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed

"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"

by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015

swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017