Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)

"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Susan

The best Mom ever!

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.

by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022

Susan

The immature girl who made an annoying comment on your meeting

Susan's comment: Well i think that you and you and you are wrong

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

Susan

1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.

2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.

3. Someone who fingers their sister

"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"

by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022

susan

Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora

Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool

by SextraLover3000 July 28, 2022

Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .

Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha

by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022

SUSAN

A DUMBASS BITCH WHO CANT SPELL AND IS VERY UGLY

I am susan

by Retr0spectre November 20, 2022