A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 09, 2017
Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.
by chinkateria April 28, 2018
While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.
That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.
by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010
The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.
Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.
by ihcw July 20, 2010
by Big guy123456780987654321 February 15, 2016
When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 09, 2017
When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.
The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs
"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.
The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs
"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.
The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
by AsherBigCock March 13, 2017