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struggle city

A state of mind and body you enter from 2pm to 5pm the day after drinking. It's like the hangover after your hangover. You realize your body suddenly feels terrible and the headache you thought you had gotten rid of is back. If it's really bad you may need to check and make sure you aren't in strugglevania.
Nick - "Man I felt ok this morning, but now I just feel horrible. It's like my whole body's falling apart."
Darren - *checks watch* "yep 2pm, right on schedule. Welcome to struggle city"
by Past Mayor of Struggle City January 26, 2013
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Scruggle

A word that can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. It can mean that something is a struggle or it can mean someone is looking rough. Scruggle is in the meaning of the beholder.
"This piece of music is the scruggle."
"She is lookin scruggly today with that weave!"
"I am scruggling to get my homework done"
by Scruggly February 5, 2014
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Snuggles

1. a cute girl you just want to hold, forever and ever.
2. an adorable munchkin
by Chasey Poo December 28, 2005
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Moustache struggle

A violent and degrading two-stage domination duel between two consenting individuals or "strugglers". The goal is to force the opponent to submit by successfully completing both stages of the fight, thereby resolving some disagreement or dispute in favour of the winner. The strugglers are normally adults, male or female. Mixed struggling between a male and a female, while often disadvantageous for the female struggler due to differences in strength, is not uncommon.

The two stages are 1) the acquisition of the opponent's fecal matter by rectal finger insertion and 2) the smearing of the fecal matter on the upper lip of the opponent (the moustache).

There are no rules regarding physical conduct (save the completion of the two stages), but causing the death of the opponent is strongly discouraged. A struggler must first acquire fecal matter from the opponent by forcefully inserting a finger (usually the index finger) into the anus of the opponent. The sullied finger must then be applied to the upper lip of the opponent before the opponent does likewise.

An extension of the moustache struggle involves a group of strugglers (3 or more). A group moustache struggle is highly unpredictable because an opposing struggler may strike at any time. For example, if two strugglers are engaged in the final throes of stage two, a third struggler may sneak up unawares, perform a very fast insert-and-wipe maneuver, and usurp the match.
The group of campers agreed that sexual partners would be chosen by way of a moustache struggle that would begin at the lakeside the following midday.
by struggler August 20, 2010
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Strugglebus

The metaphorical bus that is ridden whenever someone has royally screwed up and is struggling to complete even a simple task
The poor guy was riding the strugglebus after chugging half a gallon of milk in 10 minutes
by JakeS May 29, 2016
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Snugglesworth

A person who is so cute and nice they are impossible to not snuggle. So snuggly you have to call them Snugglesworth.
Person #1- Anthony is such a snugglesworth, All the ladies love him.

Person #2- For Sure, I wish he thought I was a snugglesworth.
by Cupie Cakes January 28, 2009
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Struggle Snuggle

Another word for rape. Makes it seem less of a crime.
Your honor, I did not rape her, it was more of a struggle snuggle.
by jiggggggga February 3, 2009
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