sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Truck Stopped

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.

Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Sloppin' heel

Dancing vivaciously.

'I'ma go out, chill wi' ma mates, an' maybe slop some heel if the tunes are good.'

'Rah, look at her shakin' da booty an' sloppin' heel!'

by HeelSlopper May 9, 2010

sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 6, 2014

sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 22, 2014

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 15, 2018