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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”
I got a mountain bike I stoled.
by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023
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stole

to buy something one really does not need or is extremely unnecessary
when we were at the store emma stole some baby shoes for her dog
by abby_is_cool_334 May 30, 2023
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stole home

recieved or performed anal sex
Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home
by the hulktron August 24, 2010
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Stoling

she has been stoling my jokes
by Paperman65 December 19, 2023
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A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.
Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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