Jon Stewart is a
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
Get the Jon Stewart mug.The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 17, 2010
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A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008
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by Smoke_fan_74 May 11, 2006
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Bass player for against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.
Although not an official a vocalist, Seward has his own microphone at every show and can be heard singing back-up in the band's 2001 EP The Disco Before The Breakdown.
Although not an official a vocalist, Seward has his own microphone at every show and can be heard singing back-up in the band's 2001 EP The Disco Before The Breakdown.
by donkey jim November 25, 2007
Get the Andrew Seward mug.Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
by tink08 December 20, 2009
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