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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.
M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.
by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 14, 2010
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Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
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mutual staring

Looking deeply into another's soul through the eyes, and them doing the same to you. It is also interpreted as undressing another with one's eyes. Also it is an euphemism for a burning passion between two.
Did you see them, Betty, they were participating in mutual staring! And you know where that leads!
by bigolcebolla January 11, 2016
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wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi
Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!
by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016
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Fresno Stating

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.
Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating
by Fresno49er November 6, 2018
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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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