Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.

Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up

by S0me Dude April 9, 2023

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017

Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012