When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014
Get the South Carolina Fruit Basketmug. This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerkmug. When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
Get the Dumber than Miss South Carolinamug. A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room
by MadDuckFromMontreal July 12, 2017
Get the south carolina mud piemug. U.S. Medical University of South Carolina is the Establishment Founded in 1824 in Charleston. Is a NURSING HOME, INFANT BIRTH CENTER & DEPARTMENT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS of many years in The Holy City aka Charleston. also, birth year of October 22, 1988 (Saturday)
U.S. Medical University of South Carolina as the office of the infant & patient of OCTOBER 22, 1988 (SATURDAY) aka holy saturday. the military brat, of the, sergeant major aka SMG. united states Servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military brat, u.s. military dependent as united states military cadet as a u.s. military cadet first lieutenant and u.s. midshipman cadet lieutenant junior grade. daughter of the private aka pvt, u.s. servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military spouse & united states military brat as midshipman. United States Military Brat & United States Military Dependent. USA
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023
Get the U.S. Medical University of South Carolinamug. by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
Get the Surfside Beach, South Carolinamug. ben: i'm going to south carolina next week for college
jake: lmao you mean a state that lost the civil war but still flies confederate flags?
jake: lmao you mean a state that lost the civil war but still flies confederate flags?
by bulbarawr March 14, 2021
Get the south carolinamug.