Softball

A sport that is only played by goddesses (females) and was created to show boys how it’s done

*baseball is created*
*everybody loves baseball*

*softball is created*

*everybody loves softball*
Girls : *fistbumb

Boys : *cry

by King2864 February 23, 2019

softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

by nicky v. July 7, 2006

softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 11, 2019

Softball

Softball is another way of saying insecure, spoiled brat.

Oh that girl totally plays softball

OMG look it's a softball girl

She definitely plays softball.

by Crackhead.org February 21, 2020

Shitballs

small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter

Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.

by max lin November 7, 2003

softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009