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sneaky sneakers

While doing a girl from behind, right before you cum you snap her neck and steal her sneakers.
Man those those shoes are awesome where'd you get 'em. I sneaky sneakers this bitch last night, rightous 'eh.
by Eric the pediphile April 18, 2010
mugGet the sneaky sneakersmug.

sneaker pimping

when a white girl wears black sneakers in order to gain interest of black men.
Yo, that chick is straight sneaker pimping on you Craig.
by poon killa April 27, 2016
mugGet the sneaker pimpingmug.

Silver Sneaker

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
by Jesus Chrisco February 16, 2020
mugGet the Silver Sneakermug.

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.
Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."
by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012
mugGet the Sneaker's Earmug.

Cheeker Sneaker

A job that is completed without much effort, half assed, or poorly performed. Also known as the One Cheek Sneak.
I forgot about the paper so I had to write one really fast before class, a definite cheeker sneaker.

My performance during the speech was a cheeker sneaker: half the cheeks, but still double the butt meat.
by ShaketheMAster January 14, 2010
mugGet the Cheeker Sneakermug.

Sneaker Spam

The act of delivering a printed copy of a previously emailed humorous email message, as opposed to simply forwarding the email to the intended recipients.
Our mindless CTO sneaker spammed the engineering department with a printout of "Things said by actual 8 year olds".
by McPickle November 13, 2009
mugGet the Sneaker Spammug.

sneaker pussy

dat pussy just gets more and more comfortable the more you use it and break in dat slutty ass pussy.
"Damn I wanna fuck that girls sneaker pussy after those other 3 guys are done hitting it!"
by Joe Banach January 8, 2009
mugGet the sneaker pussymug.

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