Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

Smtp

Send me this please

Friend: can you smtp?
You: sure

by vibewit.naya June 2, 2022

smatboy

When someone in your class spells "smart boy" horribly wrong!

Jake,you don't have to be such a smatboy

by ImNotBehindYou May 17, 2023

smated

someone who makes you think that they are the leader just to set you up

get smated

by [e-mail] August 25, 2023

Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.

Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.

by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011

Smappy

The term Smappy Is a combination of the emotions Sad, Mad, And Happy.

"I was pretty confused and Smappy about the situation"

by The Word Artist October 22, 2018