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Level 85 Panty Smasher

Currently, the highest level of Panty Smasher. See Panty Smasher
Friend: Did you see his new car? He's gonna get a lot of chicks

Friend2: That guy is the office hero. He's a Level 85 Panty Smasher...he was able to melt thighs long before those kidney grills.
by joerockets April 16, 2011
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The Brooklyn Smasher

The massive cock that can tear anyone's ass so wide his dick would tear through their intestines, then the mouth, and then the person who the user fucks will just be fucking a corpse. The owner of this massive dick is The Brooklyn Basher.
the brooklyn smasher will tear through you!!
by Ju5t An0th3r Y0uTub3 Guy October 15, 2018
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planet smasher

Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.
Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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10,000 foot ball smasher

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.
"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"
by pingas pete April 13, 2010
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Ass smasher

One who can destroy/total an object with their ass.
OMG! Did you see that guy destroy that chair!

He totally ass smashed it!!

He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!
by Originalnerdwife October 20, 2015
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Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thruster by her parter who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.
Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.
by dylandalton April 19, 2015
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chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.
Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010
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