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Virgin Mary Morning Sickness

A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
by The Morphist April 7, 2015
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The Sickness

1) When someone has gotten so good at something that everyone else around them feel the heat resonating off of them like the sun.
2) An exciting item or event, similar to awesome
1)Did you see Butch shotgun that beer, he is the absolute sickness.
2)Ahh long weekend coming up its going to be the sickness.
by Moracs January 13, 2006
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down with the sickness

When you are into repeated usage of hardcore illegal narcotics. Ex.heroin, crack, coke.
Ooooh...AH AH AH AH COME ON GET DOWN WIT DA SICKNESS!
by Douglas and Manuel November 19, 2002
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emotion sickness

The uncomfortable, ill feeling one gets when one has performed a dispicable, regrettable act. A sort of remourse or regret.
"I got pretty drunk last night and slept with my Laura's sister. She called me just now...major emotion sickness.
by Schtee March 6, 2008
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Sickness of the Mind (SOM)

When a person is absolutely obsessed with their partner to the extent that they burn their friends to be with their partner,the only thing they talk about is their partner,are with them all of the time, and become absolutely no fun to be around whatsoever.
"Hey mike, is jeff coming out tonight?"

No man, he's ditching us again for his girlfriend

"not suprised, he's got Sickness of the mind (SOM)"
by Murt Fisher June 12, 2012
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Chamber Sickness

Physical and Mental impairment that results from working in the opressive atmosphere of the Santa Monica Chamber of Commerce for an extended period of time.
Why weren't you at work yesterday? I had a massive case of chamber sickness.
by Yawges May 28, 2010
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chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks
person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."
by eagles29 July 24, 2011
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