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California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!
by Jschape June 11, 2010
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Socking

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"
by Socking4life November 30, 2011
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shucking

a slang term used by blues artists/musicians to describe milling around and shuffling in a melancholy mood.
"janis was shucking around the bar."

"robert was shucking as he left the stage."

"i was just shucking around town."
by Clare Murray February 11, 2008
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Shicking

Moderately more shocking than shocking alone.
First Dude: Hey dude did you see the monobrow on that little kid?

Second Dude: Yeah dude, that was totally shicking. I don't think I've ever seen something that shicking.
by Philmike Hunt November 10, 2009
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Black Socking

(Verb) - When one uses a black sock to clean up the remains after the act of sexual intercourse.
Kid 1 - Hey why is this black sock all crusty?

Kid 2 - I use it to clean up after sex.

Kid 1 - Black Socking is for cool kids!

*high five*
by Keegs171 January 7, 2010
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soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 6, 2018
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shlocking

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.
Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.
by the shlockman September 25, 2013
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