Shanify

When your best friend of many long years screws you over and puts you in a moderate/severe state of rage. Unlike normal deceit by normal assholes, prior to getting Shanified you know that the probability of you getting your trip taken is very high because it has happened several times before to you and to several of your close friends by the culprit in question.

The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.

Dude 3: Hey Dude 2, what’re you doing here? You’re supposed to be at the Greenday concert.

Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.

Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?

by Brightpsyde March 6, 2010

shariing

To have no expression. To stare into space. To have absolutely no thoughts. Basically, to not give a shit. If someone asks you a question, you'll simply nod your head and pretend you understood, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.

Bitch: ew 0mg lyke look at that dude
Bitch's friend: w0w whut tha fuq?
Not a bitch: shut up bitches, he's just shariing.

Person at party: Yo where's your bathroom at?
Host of party: *nods head*
Person at party: Dude, stop shariing, I really have to take a shit

Stoner: Pass the blunt bro
Person shariing: *looks into space hitting blunt*
Stoner: I feel you dude

by teegeee January 16, 2011

sharing spit

Sharing spit is slang for making out. It literally describes the act of making out, because usually when two people are kissing with tongue spit is exchanged. It could be used in a negative or positive way depending on who you're talking about (but usually used negatively, e.g. when talking about a conniving weasel of a girl cheating on her faithful boyfriend.)

Mackenzie: Hey, Shawna, did you see Khloe sharing spit with that white boy at the game?
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.

by manda15 December 3, 2013

Sharielys

Sharielys is a beautiful, talented, and perfect girl. She's hilarious and has a great heart and perfect personality. You'd be lucky to have her has a friend. Almost everyone loves her. If you find a sharielys keep her, cherish her.

Omg shes so perfect she reminds me of sharielys

by qawsertyhuiop October 30, 2014

sharida

A amazing mom who is lovely to all but if you are a bitch to her she is a bitch back and believe me u dont want that !

1. Hey Shar
2. Hey Sharida

by Lolbroek February 26, 2017

Sharimar

Sharimar is a beautiful and loving person. She may be a b*tch sometimes but she's a loving and caring person.

Sharimar is a great friend.

by Mercedes turner June 18, 2018

shakifan

A person who is a die-hard fan of the Latin Goddess Shakira. A ShakiFan has the ability to start singing a song in English, continue singing it in Spanish, and then finish the song in French or Arabic or any other language that Shakira can speak. ShakiFans can bellydance to any song, and will get frustrated if you say things like "Shakira is not a rocker" or "She is pregnant again!". Regardless of their nationality, all ShakiFans are half Colombian, and their prior linguistic interest is Spanish.

Person I: I am a hudge fan of Shakira, I love her so much!
Person II: I am not a fan of hers, I am a SHAKIFAN!

by Queen ShakiFan May 23, 2017