Selling the bar

Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar

Dude what time I’m picking you up tonight?
Ah dude, I’m selling the bar

by Captain haha July 13, 2022

Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.

Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.

by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009

selling sugar

1. Portraying a situation better than it actually is; telling sweet lies.

2. To sweet-talk a person into doing or believing something.

No matter how bad things got, he'd always be selling sugar, making you believe he was perfectly all right.

by sibba November 24, 2010

selling pumpkins

to let someone touch your boobs/balls for a price.

Girl: I want to start selling pumpkins with you
Boy: I'll give you 20 bucks

by lvthwyuli October 20, 2010

selling buicks to the tidy bowl man

vomiting repetitively into a commode, especially from a kneeling position

Party like you're rich - then earn your money back by selling buicks to the tidy bowl man!

by AllenMK March 18, 2010

Selling Cadillacs

Puking after drinking too much.

John is behind the bushes selling Cadillacs.

by Freebird1812 February 18, 2013

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018