Selective Individualist

The proper term for someone who calls the rest of the world "sheep" and feels superior because he or she is "different" from them.

Selective Individualist: I'm better than you you conformist bunch of sheep.

Me: Hmm... I noticed you still conform to things like eating and breathing. If you truly wish to express dominance over me, stop doing those things A.S.A.P.

Selective Individualist: B-b-but... if I did that I would die!

Me: Sheep!!!!!

by He who shall not be named EVER July 2, 2009

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[Selective Hearing]

It's a way that the listener hear wad he wants to listen frm the speaker

She Says : Are You Freak To Listen To Rock?

You Say : Sorry I Cant Hear You (Selective Hearing)

by Pinak October 13, 2008

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Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009

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selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

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Selective Racism

Chosing what is racist, and what is not.

Tyrone: Aye nigga lets go party.
Kyle: ight nigga lets go.
Marco: "bruh kyle you a racist ****"
Kyle: so you guys can say nigga because you are black or mexican?
Marco: yes
Kyle: that is "Selective Racism"

Racism is Racism, does not matter your skin color. If one person can say a word, all humans can. No one color, ethnicity, group owns a word.

by Drey6789 January 13, 2021

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Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.

Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018

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