Seal Team Six-ed 

When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.

DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.

Seal Team Six-ed by Stuartbrown August 6, 2011

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

seal team 69 by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

seal team six by mayxday October 27, 2011

seal snouts 

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

seal snouts by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008

seal clubber 

One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.

Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?

seal clubber by Vito60 August 6, 2006

Seal Fucking 

Screwing a squirter who just lays there and claps like a seal. Arh! Arh! Arh!

How did it go last night?

It was worse than starfish...it was seal fucking.

Seal Fucking by DrinkingFishingFucking June 18, 2014

Seal the deal

After cumming inside a girl you lick the pussy lips and pinch them closed. Like pressing down a envelope.

I can't wait for you to seal the deal in bed with me.

Seal the deal by Lickdaquill January 6, 2021