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scuba dive 

the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand
scuba diver : hey nice job

other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five

other dude : Yeah !!!!

scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww

Scuba Steve

When a chick is giving a guy head while under water she has to use a snorkel to breathe every once in a while and then the man blows his load into the snorkel while she is still under water causing her to suck it through the snorkel.
man, i pulled the scuba steve in your hot tub the other night.

Scuba Diving 

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
Scuba Diving by teitezzy January 3, 2011
the type of poo that just flows out
mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet.
Scuba poo by christophiser March 4, 2009

Scuba Diving 

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together
Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.
Scuba Diving by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017