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salsa sammy

When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you
Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight
salsa sammy by Jimmysmith February 11, 2015
A Turkish chef that sensually salted a piece of meat he was cooking in an instagram video and quickly became a meme known as "salt bae"
That guy is salt bae AF

fiesta salsa 

The term created by Disney Channel Star, Raini Rodriguez. Originated from the song, “Living Your Dreams” from the Soundtrack of Disney Channel’s “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3” Not usually meaning something specific, people use it as a phrase to make others laugh. Also associated with skinny legend.
fiesta salsa by jeongin loml June 5, 2018

salt tablet 

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!
salt tablet by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

FUCK SALT 

A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".
(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!
FUCK SALT by Jon Revelle June 10, 2008

Salt Nation 

The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.
Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."
Salt Nation by Myron Scott October 17, 2016