garage sale

When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people

The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.

by sum yungai August 31, 2003

yard sale

When you are skiing down a mountain and all of your gear flies
in every direction after a big wipe out or small avalanche. It sux trying to gather it all together afterwards.

Dude, I was flying down the pass yesterday when a noobie cut me off and I bit the slope at like 100 mph. My gear was a total yard sale. I lost my snoopy beannie.

by deletedu March 7, 2008

On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013

sale moor

its full of people who didnt make the cut in moss side, and is full of sluts and karens.

person1: ya know tha gurl from sale moor, shes a slag.
person2: ikr, such a whore

by salemoorskank January 13, 2021

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

sales talk

A sales talk is when you have to persuade a girl for sex

Last night I was so desperate, I had to give her the Sales talk

by Ian papi chulo September 23, 2018