queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 10, 2011

Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 24, 2012

Salad

U fucking crackheads, a salad ais a tasty entree served before dinner i.e. Ceasar salad/House Salad, Jezzzzus

The Spinache salad looked like regurgitated dog shit

by pfffffffff names are over rated June 09, 2004

Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 06, 2019

Labia Salad

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.

Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.

by FlyingV92 May 14, 2020

Salad Skate

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.

Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!

by Royal14 April 06, 2011

Warm salad

The act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. AKA: The last BJ.

Me: I gave Trish a warm salad before I ditched her.

Mom: You've grown into such a sweet young man.

by Skank13 January 30, 2016