mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

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RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.

I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.

by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018

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Rut <3

She’s very guarded yet has one of the biggest hearts you’ll ever meet. It will take some time to get past her walls but it’ll be worth it. She’s patient, kind, understanding, loyal, and super loving. Her relationship with her sisters and her mom is a shining point of her character but her friends are a super close second. She has her insecurities but never lets them take away from her confidence. She loves to do her own things and doesn’t like to be commanded but if she loves you your words will have a little weight. She loves to dance. She loves to eat. She loves to dance while she eats almost as much as she loves randomly doing her makeup or randomly singing aloud. Rut is a girl that no matter what you go through it’ll be hard to get her off your mind and off your heart so don’t mess up cause she doesn’t give too many chances.

Rut <3 bad from any angle!

by himmm<3 March 28, 2024

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RUT IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER ON THIS WEBSITE SHE IS SOOOOOO FUNNY I'M DYYYIINGGG!!!!!!!! AND SHE IS REALLY HOT TOO WOW SHE'S ON FIRE!!!! RUT IS THE BEST!!!! KEEP GOING RUT!!!!! hihi jag är bäst hörde ni

You go girl
Yea thats because I'm a RUT!
I wanna be a RUT too!
u wish

by wowucool March 20, 2019

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Acronym of 'right up the shitter.' Used to bestow great praise on owners of tidy rear ends, particularly said of twinks.

*attractive man walks by*
Viewer: 'RUTS!!'

by SamLuke89 June 13, 2019

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rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.

Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.

by malthewiz May 11, 2022

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