Rule 119

It's ON!

Dude, did you just spill my drink? Rule 119!

by the billy-j November 15, 2009

Rule 17

Rule 17
always make sure they're dead

"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "

by Jdawgthecool April 23, 2009

rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

by Carlb0t January 11, 2010

Rule 144

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013

rule 102

no matter how many remakes there are of the original, no matter how good the remake is, the original is the best.

This works for both the internet and real life.

dude: Yo, did you get MW2.
Dude2: yo, rule 102.
dude: You suck.

by UnderageO.D. October 30, 2009

Rule 140

If it exists, it has a twitter account; This includes inanimate objects, pets, and general life forms that have no business communicating, let alone microblogging.

Fuck ya, my dog has a twitter account! Rule 140 man, Rule 140.

by Tristessa_27 November 30, 2009

rule 100

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.

"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"

by Pinky the Floyd September 23, 2009