Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.

by BatWingg May 17, 2021

retrofecalion

the piece of shit that comes back after you thought you flushed it... and makes you wait until the tank is full again for another try (not to be confused with stagnofecalia, which see...)

I couldn't rush out of the bathroom because I saw there was a retrofecalion left in the john, so I had to flush it again.

by Rodrigo Kings July 12, 2004

retro-phraser

N- Term used for a person who is attempting to use a phrase that is completely outdated and still thinks it's cool.

Man at bar- Dude, check her out, she's all that and a bag of chips!!

Other man at bar- Fuck you dude! your a retro-phraser.(grabs beer and moves down 2 stools)

by Franswa October 10, 2007

retro-vert

When someone reverts to a retro state, say as a high schooler in the 1980's.

My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!

by sjacobs April 23, 2008

retrobush

Pubic hair (male or female) that is deliberately or indeliberately grown out, that has qualities defining the pube fashions of past history.

Holy Shit! That must be the fattest 70's retrobush I have ever seen. It must have taken ages to grow...

see also: retroboner

by zooeystar June 4, 2009

Retrogade

Retrogade is a community for all artists, designers, programmers, & entrepreneurs. Showcase art, collaborate, critique work & share useful tutorials/resources.

Retrogade has a very rich history of ups and downs.

Founded in 2004, it was based off of the popular website Newgrounds. Except instead of flash movies, it was intended to be for art. It drew in a community of about 1000 users. A very small community who became very passionate for Retrogade and it's user-base.

In 2007, the website started to suffer. The upkeep for the growing website soon became the downfall. The website died due to lack of funding and the user-base disbanded. Some stuck around Newgrounds however finding a full-time programmer was an issue.

Now 2011, production has been full-steam ahead. The ground work of the forums and design have been established.

Retrogade.org

by lethalfunk March 8, 2011

retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.

ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.

by justasurvivor December 23, 2012