A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
Get the Roofer Twofer mug.A term local to northern california sonoma county area in the early 00's by the "tweeker" community. A Rooter is a thief and or vandal that will take anything and everything thats not tied down and some things that are. To Root is to steal and take stuff. Root'n is the act of taking stuff
I'm the rooter you see all that i just came up on. He was Root'n last night and picked up a GTA. I have to go Root i need some shit to trade for Crank
by C'Rankin August 11, 2010
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Get the Roofer mug.Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE
"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"
by Ellie Sah April 21, 2005
Get the Impotent Rojerk mug.I was sittin on the scoup, sittin on the scoup, sitting on the scoup with a roover on my side. Now im sittin in the coup sitting in the coup sittin in the coup with a roover on my side.
by BABi GiRL March 24, 2007
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Get the Rooter mug.a person who is born from 1959 to 1979 who thinks that zoomers are retards such as saying "These zoomers are dumb the old shows were better" or "i think that trump is helping us do more better things". also a older boomer.
"SHUT UP ROOMER"
by Nicks Definitions November 21, 2019
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