crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty

aw man I got a crust rocket

by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 5, 2018

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.

I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.

by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020

PASTA ROCKET

pasta rocket-any italian powered motor vehicle,such as a motorcycle,car, or boat.

"That Ducati 1098 is one fast pasta rocket"

by TheFlyingSicilian March 16, 2009

Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy December 9, 2008

Rocket Balling

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.

As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."

by Halacris March 7, 2011

lap rocket

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.
Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

by Wes S September 22, 2005