Roberto

The worlds biggest hardman ever. You need help with lifting steel, just call a Roberto. What a legend

#hardman #Roberto

by HYvNiJnnsn December 18, 2019

Roberto

A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"

Omg look at Roberto I bet he gets left on opened.

by Pr ri 7b November 2, 2022

San Roberto

San Roberto is a public school in Monterrey Mexico were kids there barely get any education

San Roberto is a “smart environment”

by useratackhelicopter123 April 16, 2021

Roberto

I really hope I could see you once again just to tell you how much I hate you. You took everything and left me there behind sobbing about all the things you did to me. The scars are still not healed and I will never be the same since the day I met you. I wish I could do such terrible things to you as you did to me.

burn in hell roberto

by sechaninii November 21, 2021

Roberto

Biggest pedophile

Big Fat Bitch

Gay as fuck

Robertos gay ass raped a kid

by xxxgod420 October 12, 2019

Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.

Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."

by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019