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Resting Mom Face [RMF]

Resting Mom Face RMF. Similar to Resting Bitch Face, but exaggerated by the sheer over tired zombie like nature of a mother. The years of interrupted sleep, repeatedly asking they boys not to fart at the table, and giving ‘the look’ when we were in public had rapidly increased the severity of my previous RBF diagnosis. I was told that prolonged exposure to being ignored, hearing ones name on repeat, stepping on LEGOs in the dark, and constantly walking into a bathroom where the TP roll has not been replaced can increase your risk of serious Resting Mom Face.

credit: Timothy Joseph
TJ looked at Patti and couldn't help but notice she had Resting Mom Face RMF. No matter what he said all she would do is look back at him with RMF
by Jester Lucky 13 June 5, 2018
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resting bitch face

The resting birch face or RBF is a condition where when someone’s face is resting or is expressionless, they seem to appear bitchy/mad/snobby. This condition normally effects many woman worldwide. Although they may seem bitchy, it isn’t intentional it’s just natural for them.
“Woah! Look at Jessica, she’s so mad. I bet she’s gonna be so bitchy today.”
Reality: “I heard the pizza there is good...should I order some later?” -Jessica’s head
“Natalie, are you okay? You look really mad...”
Reality: “Huh? No, I’m fine. I was just blanking out”
Sometimes, random people might hate you just because you always look bitchy.
“Why does Rebecca hate me so much?”
Friend: “I dunno. Probably because you look so bitchy all the time because of that RESTING BITCH FACE of yours.”
by jjpotatoes September 27, 2018
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resting bitchy face

A female who's resting face makes her look bitchy, even if her mood is neutral or happy.
Hey what's wrong Sarah? "Nothing why?" You look upset. "No, that's just my resting bitchy face."
by elJefe210 March 27, 2015
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resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.
Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.
by pentozali June 11, 2007
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Rapstoring

The combination of a Raptor and a Hipster that is game for late night walks.
Person 1: Woa Julius, did you see that guy just now?
Person2: Ya Shanaynay he was definitely rapstoring it.
by Clemen't December 13, 2010
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Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 28, 2015
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resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out
Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
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