Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

by Big Lex May 25, 2014

RESPECT THE VETS

Used by the Robloxian Youtuber named Flamingo. I swear to god if you don't respect the vets I will doxx your IP and kill you.

RESPECT THE VETS
I respect the vets
BOUTTA GIVE A HOWDY CLEETUS AND RESPECT THE VETERANS

by gdaymladyepic January 12, 2021

I respect your feelings

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap

I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

F to pay respects

a prompt from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare where you press F (or ◻ on console) to pay respects as Mitchell to a fallen Will at his funeral. Now used online for showing sympathy to a random stranger

A: Oh, last night my laptop just overheated, all my data is gone!
B: F to pay respects

by TotallyAHuman January 4, 2022

respek

The way in which Ali G pronounces and spells the word "respect"
pronounced "reh-spehk"

"Dis is none utha than ma' main man John Johnson, yo John..respek"

by Lindsey Nickerson May 4, 2006

Press F to Pay Respects

When someone you love passes on, so you pay your respects with F

Damn, my cousin died.

Press F to pay respects, am i right?

by ShaneThy Nugget September 26, 2018

Press F to pay respect

It is a (semi-funny) response, seen a lot on social media like reddit, for example for someone with no chance of surviving a gaming battle due to enemy superior force , originally from 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Quoting know your meme :

"Press F (X) to Pay Respects is an action prompt featured in a quick time event from the 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Upon the release of the game in November 2014, many players of the game mocked the funeral cutscene for its forced element of interactivity that seemed out-of-place at a memorial service."

F
"Press F to pay respect"
"Press F (X) to pay respect"

by MoFazul September 21, 2017