the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.

Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga

by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017

reality

(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.

by The Truth January 1, 2004

Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!

Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”

by that reality shifter November 16, 2021

Reality TV

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.

If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

reality

A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.

In reality you should search Henry

by imo insane March 19, 2009

reality tv

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

reality

That horrible time between sleep, and the internet.

Id rather sleep than be in reality

by D4ni3lGonzalez July 13, 2012