ignorer's remorse

when you ignore a friend request on facebook & then you feel bad about it, because maybe, just maybe, you knew the person, but somewhere along the line, they changed their name or hair color and you just can't put two and two together.

i just clicked ignore on 10 friend requests on facebook, and now i have ignorer's remorse. sigh.

by holroydisms April 19, 2009

Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.

Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty

by Oh my my February 19, 2015

kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

call remorse

The feeling of mortification after you call someone then hang up when they answer knowing they will see that you called then hung up.

I was overwhelmed with call remorse when I hung up on my weekend hook up when he answered.

by 1jazzydiva November 7, 2011

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012

Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.

It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.

by Bossquez March 17, 2010