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Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.
I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.
by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011
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Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
by Zalipher October 5, 2012
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slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.
It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.
by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010
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call remorse

The feeling of mortification after you call someone then hang up when they answer knowing they will see that you called then hung up.
I was overwhelmed with call remorse when I hung up on my weekend hook up when he answered.
by 1jazzydiva November 7, 2011
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kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.
Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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ignorer's remorse

when you ignore a friend request on facebook & then you feel bad about it, because maybe, just maybe, you knew the person, but somewhere along the line, they changed their name or hair color and you just can't put two and two together.
i just clicked ignore on 10 friend requests on facebook, and now i have ignorer's remorse. sigh.
by holroydisms April 19, 2009
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Blowers Remorse

Blowers Remorse is the after math of an 8 ball + bad judgment.

a. After a night of wacking down fat lines you decide it’s a good idea to bang the first person that answers your call. (this person may or may not be from the personals section of the village voice)

b.Your 50 piece runs out so you call your connect only to find out you blew through your savings account and now need to manually blow your dealer for a 20.

c.You accidently switch your bag of soft with your friends bag of hard- 3 days later you wake up in a jail cell with an unidentifiable rash around your mouth.

d.After a night of cooking up your own shit you decide to call your ex for a late night rendezvous, only to realize you have just asked your current girlfriend to come by take it in the can and promise not to tell your girl about this.
1

“ Damn I wacked down a 8 ball to the face, got so horny I ran to the deli and called an asian tranny from the village voice”- coke head
“dude, that sounds like a personal problem, but I have tickets to the benfica game can you come”-pedro
“no I have an appointment at the clinic my ass is on fire”- coke head
“I can borrow my grandmas donut for you”-pedro
“im never doing coke again”-coke head
“dude sounds like you got a case of blowers remorse”-pedro

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"Fuck the bags dry"- Antonio
"dude just call your guy with the 50's"- drew
"hes on his way give me some paper"-Antonio
"i only have 15"-drew
"i guess your going to have to take one for the team" antonio"
"why me, my ass still hurts from thursday"-drew
"because its my connect"- antonio
"i cant believe i let him cum in my mouth"-drew
"this is good shit you wont taste anything in 2 minutes good team work"-antonio
"i cant believe i have taken it this far"- drew
"dude calm down what are you having an episode of blowers remorse"-antonio
"fuck this is good shit"-drew
by lil dove November 17, 2011
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