roasted

when someone says something like this to u:

Joe: You're being a butt
Steve: I THOUGHT U ALREADY WERE ONE!!!!!!!
Half the class:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, geezus cryst, u got roasted!!!!

by trolololol_291 December 24, 2017

roasted

when u wreck your friends to damn hard

he didn't get owned, he got his ass roasted

by big willy john May 5, 2018

dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

by Insulter123 May 27, 2016

roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

roasted chicken

old pornstars with skin that looks like roasted chicken

dude looks like a roasted chicken

by roasted chicken December 20, 2017